Last Wednesday Jason and I had a brilliant idea. We had a rare free night and it was in the upper 50’s- and partly sunny so off to the Cemetery with the dogs we went. We had never walked the lanes there together let alone with the dogs, but it wouldn’t be as muddy as Byer’s Woods. On the way to the cemetery however, I turned around while Jason was driving, and to my dismay I noticed that Spencer was doing his poop dance.
“NO!” I yelled- he looked scared- you could tell he was trying not to, but it was coming, and there was nothing his little doggie will could do to stop it. Thankfully we have a washable dog cover on our back seat, but I still had visions of 8 dog paws caked with poop and a hideious smell never to be rid of.
Then I knew what I had to do.
I had 3 plastic bags with me for while we walked, so I took one out and after trying to loosen the locked seatbelt around me, twisted my awkward, pregnant body towards the back seat and made my hand and the plastic bag Spence’s toilet.
The next 5 seconds seemed like 5 minutes- how much more poop did this dog have packed away! I was losing my balance, the smell was overpowering, there was too much warmth and too little space between the poop, the plastic bag and my hand. Not to mention the tear in the bag that was a little too close for comfort. He finally finished and I closed it up put it in yet another bag and rolled down my window. My gag reflex was surely going to do me in.
Needless to say I was in a bad mood for a while after that, but once we found a trash can on the cemetery route, I had forgtotten the warm feeling on my hand and we had a fairly pleasant experience.
Jason and I love history and names so it was fun to read all the tombstones and see when people lived, we even saw Elmore and Elizabeth France’s graves, who I had found walking there with Leah once, who happen to be first people to live in our house! It was built in 1920 and Elmore died in 1923- in our house.
Regardless of the minor stresses of the evening, I think we’ll try it again on another warm day. For now I’m going to lay here in head cold misery and use my weight in kleenex’s. And maybe cough up my other lung to make it even. Sorry, baby, for all the jolting and loud noises!
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